Oppo Contest - If Jalopnik was doing clickbait ads

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 03/18/2015 at 11:04 • Filed to: None

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Carl and I have been back and forth in comments on a post I wrote and it is too funny not to have more commentary. So I implore you, Oppo, to create the ultimate clickbait ad with a picture for Jalopnik or a specific post and add it in the comments with the link.

"One simple trick automotive bloggers don't want you to know"

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:05

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"17 Handling Tips For Your Ride!"

505Turbeaux > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/18/2015 at 11:06

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straight to slideshow

TheHondaBro > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:06

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*something involving boobs, a Maserati, and Torchinsky.*

http://jalopnik.com/2016-jaguar-xf…

For Sweden > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:08

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The Ten Best Cars For The Last Person On Earth

505Turbeaux > For Sweden 03/18/2015 at 11:09

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ha wasnt that actually a headline?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:09

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275 Facts About The Auto Industry That You Need To Know!

For Sweden > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:10

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yes

McMike > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/18/2015 at 11:12

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"You'll be shocked at how expensive the car this journalist wrecked was."

thejustache > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:19

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

505Turbeaux > thejustache 03/18/2015 at 11:20

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haha yes!

HammerheadFistpunch > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:23

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Tired of paying for gas? Why the fuel shark is...

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch 03/18/2015 at 11:25

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ha I almost forgot about that post

HammerheadFistpunch > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:29

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It was actually a great post, but this is the most clickabait version ever of it. After the ellipses it reads:

"...totally shit and wont do anything to help you save gas"

I'd still read it.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 11:37

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10 dirty secrets of automotive journalism

505Turbeaux > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/18/2015 at 11:40

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hahaha that may be the best clickbait photo ever.

BRB may or may not be taking out an ad set

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 12:22

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" HOW TO FUCK YOUR CAR LIKE A PRO!!"

505Turbeaux > RallyWrench 03/18/2015 at 12:23

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hahaha yes

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > 505Turbeaux 03/18/2015 at 12:32

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"Ask Jeremy Clarkson Anything About His Time On Knight Rider And Global Politics!"